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Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th November 2023, 21:45
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
I'll be amp lee pleased if lubricant is available.

I'll be amp lee pleased if lubricant is available.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th November 2023, 07:29
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
When I am arrested on a Saturday evening for...

When I am arrested on a Saturday evening for being a wee bit tipsy if I showed some conductance would the Magistrate look kindlier upon me? Please advise as I do not know watt to do.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th November 2023, 10:17
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
Very confused, perhaps His Lordship could explain.

Very confused, perhaps His Lordship could explain.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 27th September 2023, 07:44
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
If it wasn't O'Toole or Harris then the only...

If it wasn't O'Toole or Harris then the only other Irish actor of note is Mrs Brown.

Although I'm an oul rocker with a wee bit of Nashville thrown in I have a soft spot for Brendan O'Dowda and his...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 26th September 2023, 13:56
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
Indeed Peter O'Tool played T E Lawrence but...

Indeed Peter O'Tool played T E Lawrence but Harris played Abdul Abulbul Amir.
I'm sure he was married to Liz Taylor, nearly everyone else was.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 26th September 2023, 06:00
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
I only remember Richard Harris as Lawrence of...

I only remember Richard Harris as Lawrence of Arabia and for being married to Elizabeth Taylor.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th December 2022, 07:20
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
Who wrote this crap? Send him on gardening...

Who wrote this crap?
Send him on gardening leave until 02 Jan 2023.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th December 2022, 07:18
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
Who's picking yo cotton and collard greens? Mr...

Who's picking yo cotton and collard greens? Mr string vest.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 29th October 2022, 20:21
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
indeed. 8910

indeed. 8910
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 29th October 2022, 16:35
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
Am I the only reader that has to use sunglasses...

Am I the only reader that has to use sunglasses when reading Malcolm G and his wee hen.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 8th October 2022, 17:16
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
I thought Lithium was a type of grease to help...

I thought Lithium was a type of grease to help roller bearings roll and ball bearings ball. In my boilersuited innocence I was unaware that di-lithium crystal structure can become destabilised by...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 16th July 2022, 07:20
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
The girl in black could be the next Prime...

The girl in black could be the next Prime Minister.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st June 2022, 08:27
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
A much more enjoyable and satisfying way to do a...

A much more enjoyable and satisfying way to do a crossword than spending hours wracking your brain for some obscure and smart-ass solution. Good for Gran.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 20th June 2022, 21:31
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
My O-Levels, one in English Language and one in...

My O-Levels, one in English Language and one in English Literature has emboldened me to play fast and loose with the odd apostrophe but cryptic crosswords are out of my league. Contact Mr Burgess or...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 20th June 2022, 15:30
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
The Mad Man is telling everyone you are boring...

The Mad Man is telling everyone you are boring and on Prozac. This is a powerful drug, think Absinthe, and will turn your pee blue and tend towards brewers droop Keep him onside otherwise he will go...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th June 2022, 22:21
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
I think the cats are just sitting on damage...

I think the cats are just sitting on damage already made by Mr(*?) Varley.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 3rd May 2022, 07:21
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
I thought it was the House of Commons.

I thought it was the House of Commons.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st April 2022, 09:07
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
The Highway Code is printed for females, Ladies...

The Highway Code is printed for females, Ladies in the Home Counties, Women in the rest of GB and Wemen in East Antrim.
Men instinctively know how to drive and don't appreciate a totalitarian state...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st April 2022, 07:46
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
Its a little orange arrow that pops out of the...

Its a little orange arrow that pops out of the B/C Post. On the rhs (Stbd) if you intend turning right and lhs (Port) etc.
It is believed this is safer than sticking your arm out the window. 1959...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th April 2022, 15:49
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
It's Rory Underwood.

It's Rory Underwood.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 23rd March 2022, 20:33
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
Shipmates I can still remember The way things...

Shipmates I can still remember
The way things were back then
In spite of all the hard times
We’d do it all again.

To hear the crusty Wurzels
And Adge Cutler sing
Makes us proud to be in...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 23rd March 2022, 15:51
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
I was a day pupil at a boarding school for 7...

I was a day pupil at a boarding school for 7 years and I always thought it was a very strange and somewhat unhealthy upbringing.
One always wondered what the motivation of the parents really was.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 23rd March 2022, 09:22
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
John you have underestimated the power of...

John you have underestimated the power of hormones.
As a boy with two sisters and later a married man with a wife and daughter every house I lived in ran on hormones and they were always stacked...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 2nd March 2022, 16:38
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
Escher should follow Tmax's advice, "" If at...

Escher should follow Tmax's advice, "" If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried""
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 7th February 2022, 13:14
Replies: 529
Views: 139,861
Posted By Engine Serang
In Belfast ambitious school leavers ignored...

In Belfast ambitious school leavers ignored colleges and universities and became undertakers or glaziers.
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