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Forum: Mess Deck Today, 12:49
Replies: 6,169
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MIJMA? Would that be a Code 17?

MIJMA? Would that be a Code 17?
Forum: The Pig & Whistle Today, 09:49
Replies: 492
Views: 75,360
Posted By Engine Serang
Bob my Groanometer is on FSD and there are no...

Bob my Groanometer is on FSD and there are no batteries in it.
Forum: Say Hello Yesterday, 13:55
Replies: 5
Views: 112
Posted By Engine Serang
A quiet word in your shell like, don't dwell too...

A quiet word in your shell like, don't dwell too much on hobbies or habits.

I am a poor country boy and have no idea where San Lorenzo is, Italy I guess.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle Yesterday, 13:50
Replies: 492
Views: 75,360
Posted By Engine Serang
My marmalade has received almost universal...

My marmalade has received almost universal approval and I am in line for the Nobel Prize for Chemistry.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle Yesterday, 13:48
Replies: 492
Views: 75,360
Posted By Engine Serang
Au-Contraire Mr V(as Del Boy would say);...

Au-Contraire Mr V(as Del Boy would say); au-contraire, I am a great believer in putting a wee drop of hot water in a Jameson, and in Cockburns to develop the taste. But water added to dilute the...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 26th March 2020, 21:58
Replies: 492
Views: 75,360
Posted By Engine Serang
Shiver me timbers I never heard of Tanqueray...

Shiver me timbers I never heard of Tanqueray Sevilla until today. No pubs open in Dublin and Offies only stocking popular brands I'm going to have to ad-lib.
I propose a tumbler half full of Cork...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 25th March 2020, 08:35
Replies: 492
Views: 75,360
Posted By Engine Serang
There'll be Bluebirds over the White Cliffs of...

There'll be Bluebirds over the White Cliffs of Dover - Vera Lynn

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Virus - Cast and Company of Dads Army.

Greatest Hits, Double Album - George Formby.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th March 2020, 21:01
Replies: 492
Views: 75,360
Posted By Engine Serang
American Idiot - Green Day.

American Idiot - Green Day.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 24th March 2020, 16:22
Replies: 492
Views: 75,360
Posted By Engine Serang
American Idiot.

American Idiot.
Forum: Mess Deck 24th March 2020, 13:04
Replies: 6,169
Views: 372,749
Posted By Engine Serang
Shirley the mask was well big enough to cover all...

Shirley the mask was well big enough to cover all other wee bits and pieces. You're bragging again, just like your stories about the Titanic and Esso Ulidia. Tesco's indeed, what's wrong with M&S?...
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd March 2020, 21:08
Replies: 6,169
Views: 372,749
Posted By Engine Serang
Tell your Wine Cellar chaps that alcohol is not a...

Tell your Wine Cellar chaps that alcohol is not a matter of life and death, it's more important than that.
Do you have your own Sommelier in Chateau V?
Forum: Vintage Vehicles, classic cars etc... 22nd March 2020, 22:36
Replies: 156
Views: 27,130
Posted By Engine Serang
You would have to have a very neat little bum to...

You would have to have a very neat little bum to be comfortable on that.
Forum: Mess Deck 20th March 2020, 19:33
Replies: 6,169
Views: 372,749
Posted By Engine Serang
BBC news reports Lord V arrested for failing to...

BBC news reports Lord V arrested for failing to Self-Isolate. Punishment will be 3 months in jail or 6 of the best.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th March 2020, 07:00
Replies: 492
Views: 75,360
Posted By Engine Serang
keep Anthony painting the Forecastle.

keep Anthony painting the Forecastle.
Forum: Mess Deck 18th March 2020, 10:26
Replies: 52
Views: 1,544
Posted By Engine Serang
It is of course a conspiracy but is it a Right or...

It is of course a conspiracy but is it a Right or Left wing conspiracy?
Forum: Mess Deck 18th March 2020, 07:11
Replies: 52
Views: 1,544
Posted By Engine Serang
Bob, your asteroid looks awfully like a big...

Bob, your asteroid looks awfully like a big corona virus. Did T-Rex die in vain.
Forum: Mess Deck 17th March 2020, 20:31
Replies: 52
Views: 1,544
Posted By Engine Serang
Many boilers have an ogee ring fitted and that's...

Many boilers have an ogee ring fitted and that's what your ring will be like if you go anywhere near Tmax'ss steam purge contraption.
Forum: Mess Deck 17th March 2020, 16:40
Replies: 6,169
Views: 372,749
Posted By Engine Serang
CCCC Cantrell and Cochrane Cordial Carrier....

CCCC
Cantrell and Cochrane Cordial Carrier. (Well they have OJ tankers in Ijsselhaven).
Forum: Mess Deck 17th March 2020, 11:30
Replies: 52
Views: 1,544
Posted By Engine Serang
I'm keeping 3 foot from my laptop when on-line to...

I'm keeping 3 foot from my laptop when on-line to Shipping History, will I be safe?
Forum: Mess Deck 17th March 2020, 11:26
Replies: 6,169
Views: 372,749
Posted By Engine Serang
I know your cabin is palatial and spacious but...

I know your cabin is palatial and spacious but fitting a 72 foot wheel in it is out of the question. It's the Margaritta for you my lad.
PS, thanks for the education.
Forum: Mess Deck 16th March 2020, 18:10
Replies: 52
Views: 1,544
Posted By Engine Serang
Confusis he say; man eat plenty veg need plenty...

Confusis he say; man eat plenty veg need plenty toilet roll. Wise man.
Forum: Mess Deck 16th March 2020, 18:08
Replies: 6,169
Views: 372,749
Posted By Engine Serang
Of course there is a gap, the bloody ship was...

Of course there is a gap, the bloody ship was built on the Tyne. Now had it have been built in Belfast only flat breads and chapatti's could be slid under.
So me oul segotia, will I send up a...
Forum: Mess Deck 16th March 2020, 12:26
Replies: 6,169
Views: 372,749
Posted By Engine Serang
Buck-up shipmates, I'm going to slip a pizza...

Buck-up shipmates, I'm going to slip a pizza under your door. I'm experimenting with red wine in zip lock bags but wine tight integrity, as yet, alludes me. Hic.
Forum: Easy/Hard Jig/puzzle 15th March 2020, 07:24
Replies: 7,363
Views: 433,238
Posted By Engine Serang
Keep them coming, JustWin. Did 5 yesterday. Best...

Keep them coming, JustWin. Did 5 yesterday. Best cure for self-isolation I've come across.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 14th March 2020, 16:55
Replies: 492
Views: 75,360
Posted By Engine Serang
Bob, humour in short supply at the moment. Keep...

Bob, humour in short supply at the moment. Keep up the good work. What is the panic for toilet rolls? Does Corvid-19 attack your bum?
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