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Forum: Mess Deck Yesterday, 07:34
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Well I signed nottin. All hands on this...

Well I signed nottin.

All hands on this freighter seems to be men of means except me and me oul mucker 4-8-and a half. And we're happy not worrying about the ECB or the Baltic Dry Index.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 27th June 2022, 22:45
Replies: 1,217
Views: 351,933
Posted By Engine Serang
During Euro 2012 football a group of Irish...

During Euro 2012 football a group of Irish supporters flew a banner saying, "Angela Merkel thinks we're at work." It is not known what Frau Merkel thought but their bosses thought they were all out...
Forum: Mess Deck 27th June 2022, 22:37
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Posted By Engine Serang
The first rule of crawling is never crawl to...

The first rule of crawling is never crawl to someone who has less money than yourself.
Forum: Mess Deck 27th June 2022, 07:03
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There are only two places where world class motor...

There are only two places where world class motor cycle racing is held on public roads, Isle of Man and Northern Ireland, both are on a downward trend and it is hard to see it being turned around....
Forum: Books, Magazines, TV, Video & Publications 22nd June 2022, 11:50
Replies: 18
Views: 19,782
Posted By Engine Serang
You must live North of Watford.

You must live North of Watford.
Forum: Mess Deck 21st June 2022, 21:37
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Posted By Engine Serang
Cant beat a bit of competition, keeps everyone on...

Cant beat a bit of competition, keeps everyone on their toes. I recomend KFC Peri-Peri Chicken.
Your post reminds me of the two youngfellows in Primary School and one says,"I found a condom on our...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st June 2022, 08:27
Replies: 442
Views: 66,492
Posted By Engine Serang
A much more enjoyable and satisfying way to do a...

A much more enjoyable and satisfying way to do a crossword than spending hours wracking your brain for some obscure and smart-ass solution. Good for Gran.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 20th June 2022, 21:31
Replies: 442
Views: 66,492
Posted By Engine Serang
My O-Levels, one in English Language and one in...

My O-Levels, one in English Language and one in English Literature has emboldened me to play fast and loose with the odd apostrophe but cryptic crosswords are out of my league. Contact Mr Burgess or...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 20th June 2022, 15:30
Replies: 442
Views: 66,492
Posted By Engine Serang
The Mad Man is telling everyone you are boring...

The Mad Man is telling everyone you are boring and on Prozac. This is a powerful drug, think Absinthe, and will turn your pee blue and tend towards brewers droop Keep him onside otherwise he will go...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th June 2022, 22:21
Replies: 442
Views: 66,492
Posted By Engine Serang
I think the cats are just sitting on damage...

I think the cats are just sitting on damage already made by Mr(*?) Varley.
Forum: Mess Deck 15th June 2022, 07:52
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
If the guy with the T-Shirt got a gallon of...

If the guy with the T-Shirt got a gallon of Teepol and a bag of rags and started wiping down I would applaud him. I'll send him a pair of dungareens to keep his vest clean.
Forum: Mess Deck 14th June 2022, 06:56
Replies: 7,985
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Posted By Engine Serang
I must confess that all this sh1t talk about...

I must confess that all this sh1t talk about cheese leaves me cold, a nice chunk of Montgomery Cheddar and a pickled onion can't be bettered. All one needs to know about jolly good cheese is that if...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th June 2022, 07:52
Replies: 1,217
Views: 351,933
Posted By Engine Serang
A lizard walks into the Doctors, He says to...

A lizard walks into the Doctors,

He says to the Doctor, "I'm having trouble getting a stiffy"

The Doctor said "Don't worry i see this all the time you have a reptile dysfunction".
Forum: Royal Navy 11th June 2022, 08:26
Replies: 11
Views: 493
Posted By Engine Serang
Purposeful and menacing, designed to kill people...

Purposeful and menacing, designed to kill people and hold cocktail parties. But not at the same time.
Forum: Mess Deck 7th June 2022, 16:44
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
The RN regard the RAF chaps as acting superior,...

The RN regard the RAF chaps as acting superior, being lazy buggers and crabs in general but everyone is an admirer of the Red Arrows. The Memsahib and myself will turn out to watch them in Bray on 24...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 7th June 2022, 07:14
Replies: 1,217
Views: 351,933
Posted By Engine Serang
Bob, did you sit in front of your PC and...

Bob, did you sit in front of your PC and sacrifice 2 hours of your life typing a story about a duck??? Are you trying to outstringer Ron Stringer?
I suppose it's better than watching Newsnight this...
Forum: Mess Deck 6th June 2022, 21:39
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
It's Brenda. List of people and...

It's Brenda.

List of people and organisations frequently parodied by Private Eye


This is a list of some of the people and organisations most frequently or famously used as a source of humour...
Forum: Mess Deck 6th June 2022, 21:36
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
The Big Yin says it is green.

The Big Yin says it is green.
Forum: Mess Deck 6th June 2022, 15:25
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
Have I missed a birthday? Why wasn't I informed? ...

Have I missed a birthday? Why wasn't I informed?
Paddington Bear! Isn't HM a bit of a card?
Now that the hub-bub is over is it acceptable to call her Brenda again I, must check with Sir Arlene and...
Forum: Mess Deck 6th June 2022, 09:22
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
Dear David, If you're worried about tax I suggest...

Dear David, If you're worried about tax I suggest you emigrate to the Isle of Man. A damp island full of shady people. You'll fit in without much plastic. Good Luck.
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd June 2022, 07:07
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
Today is the Queens big day, let's be nice to one...

Today is the Queens big day, let's be nice to one another. Let's agree that all alcoholic drink is nice but some is nicer than others. All food from The Raj is nice and the portrait of the Head of...
Forum: Mess Deck 30th May 2022, 11:37
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
BB don't forget Arthur Guinness isn't a one horse...

BB don't forget Arthur Guinness isn't a one horse town, he has a palette of beverages for the discerning tippler and I'm sure there's an offering that will tempt the most ardent dishwater swiller...
Forum: Mess Deck 30th May 2022, 07:16
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
Shooush, FGS don't let Mr V read the "G" word as...

Shooush, FGS don't let Mr V read the "G" word as it will start him frothing at the mouth and then tell us all about his fling with Ena Sharples. Mackeson my hole, it's dishwater hence the slogan,...
Forum: Mess Deck 28th May 2022, 11:55
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
This thread has taken a turn for the worst. But...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst. But I'm reassured because Tmax didn't feel it necessary to add his tuppence worth, Ulster once again maintaining standards.
Forum: Mess Deck 27th May 2022, 12:12
Replies: 7,985
Views: 1,101,835
Posted By Engine Serang
"My People", you are becoming religious. My flock...

"My People", you are becoming religious. My flock will be next. A flock of Manx Loaghtan will keep your pastures in order but your Lady friends wont like the black balls staining their white...
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