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Forum: Mess Deck 28th May 2021, 15:55
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Posted By Farmer John
As an interested arachnologist, I can assure you...

As an interested arachnologist, I can assure you that they only bite under extreme provocation, their bite is like a wasp sting and they have been in this country for many decades. London...
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd March 2021, 09:08
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
I find it is wise to stay away from subjects such...

I find it is wise to stay away from subjects such as politics and religion.
Forum: Mess Deck 19th February 2021, 16:44
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Posted By Farmer John
Speak for yourself, I have done the crime.

Speak for yourself, I have done the crime.
Forum: Mess Deck 27th January 2021, 20:57
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Farmer John
Someone left his "King Dick" collection lying...

Someone left his "King Dick" collection lying around, was he deserting to Mole Grips?
Forum: Mess Deck 8th January 2021, 21:06
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Posted By Farmer John
It doesn't worry me that much, I am where I am...

It doesn't worry me that much, I am where I am and that can't change, I just seem to spend more time doing other things.

I haven't inspected Tmac's fundament, that is one blessing.
Forum: Mess Deck 8th January 2021, 16:05
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Farmer John
My mind is elsewhere right now, just wish by bum...

My mind is elsewhere right now, just wish by bum was, major malfunctions.
Forum: Mess Deck 14th December 2020, 23:03
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Farmer John
Surely you mean "Frigging reindeers leads to...

Surely you mean "Frigging reindeers leads to nothing but trouble."
Forum: Mess Deck 11th December 2020, 17:35
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Farmer John
I hate people that do this, but, me too.

I hate people that do this, but, me too.
Forum: Mess Deck 10th November 2020, 17:58
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
Raster is just dots, vector is much more...

Raster is just dots, vector is much more intelligent.

Vector Meldrew.
Forum: Mess Deck 19th October 2020, 17:00
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
I have a strong agnostic leaning, with some...

I have a strong agnostic leaning, with some thoughts. Best described by "I don't believe in God, but if I am wrong, I don't mean to be rude."
Forum: Mess Deck 1st October 2020, 17:13
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Farmer John
Ooh, I we go to La Belly France, can we stop at...

Ooh, I we go to La Belly France, can we stop at Marseilles for a good old Boiledbaseball?
Forum: Mess Deck 17th September 2020, 10:12
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
Don't forget, you ARE the captain. All eyes are...

Don't forget, you ARE the captain. All eyes are turned to you, all hands wait your every whim. Well, not that one.
Forum: Mess Deck 17th September 2020, 10:11
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Farmer John
"If a straight line intersects two other straight...

"If a straight line intersects two other straight lines, and so makes the two interior angles on one side of it together less than two right angles, then the other straight lines will meet at a point...
Forum: Mess Deck 12th September 2020, 17:00
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Farmer John
" what is the collective word for a bunch of...

" what is the collective word for a bunch of barking mad old fruitcakes...... sorry, I mean a group of nostalgic mature gentlefolk ?"

A back-bar is the preferred term, I believe.
Forum: Mess Deck 12th September 2020, 09:22
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
Only if you start touching them.

Only if you start touching them.
Forum: Mess Deck 11th September 2020, 16:56
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Posted By Farmer John
Or I think I am.

Or I think I am.
Forum: Mess Deck 11th September 2020, 16:55
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Posted By Farmer John
I am dreaming of Black pudding.

I am dreaming of Black pudding.
Forum: Mess Deck 5th September 2020, 12:21
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
Well, they would but it would be more of a tea...

Well, they would but it would be more of a tea bag effect.
Forum: Mess Deck 5th September 2020, 09:23
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
That turd in the swimming pool is not mine and it...

That turd in the swimming pool is not mine and it has a Belfast look to it.
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd August 2020, 10:02
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
It didn't help that you also had a small...

It didn't help that you also had a small bulls-eye painted on it.
Forum: Mess Deck 21st August 2020, 19:30
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Farmer John
I require no instruction in the use of rude...

I require no instruction in the use of rude words, working on the land must be where many of the earthier terms come from, then we started building ships and it all developed.

Chair on the sun...
Forum: Mess Deck 21st August 2020, 10:51
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Farmer John
Master Mariner? in reality I was never more than...

Master Mariner? in reality I was never more than a Middy back when BF still called them Midshipmen. My progress to Commodore was, of course, well earned but perhaps a bit on the notional side. I...
Forum: Mess Deck 20th August 2020, 19:37
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
Right, you , moany lot. I am sorry I have been...

Right, you , moany lot. I am sorry I have been quiet and ineffective for so long, I have just got home after a fairly long session in hospital that happened very quickly. I will have to retire to a...
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd August 2020, 09:43
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
Oh, ES. I bet you wish you had an engine room.

Oh, ES. I bet you wish you had an engine room.
Forum: Mess Deck 22nd July 2020, 09:34
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,252
Posted By Farmer John
Eyes in the boat, ES.

Eyes in the boat, ES.
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