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Forum: Mess Deck 11th July 2023, 14:37
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Posted By Sparkie2182
He had at least one when he saw Lord Varleys hot...

He had at least one when he saw Lord Varleys hot dog.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7hgdCoWA5nw&feature=share7
Forum: Mess Deck 24th February 2023, 07:47
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Posted By Sparkie2182
Faversham didnt know a pineapple HAD a rough end.

Faversham didnt know a pineapple HAD a rough end.
Forum: Mess Deck 22nd February 2023, 17:37
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Posted By Sparkie2182
." Now I hear they are limiting me to three...

." Now I hear they are limiting me to three cucumbers"

Faversham reckons three cucumbers should be enough for anyone.
Forum: Mess Deck 9th February 2023, 14:08
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Posted By Sparkie2182
So Manxman don't have three legs?

So Manxman don't have three legs?
Forum: Mess Deck 8th February 2023, 22:33
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Posted By Sparkie2182
"I hope you're happy at exposing my...

"I hope you're happy at exposing my vulnerabilities"

Makes a change from what Lord Varley exposes.

:)
Forum: Mess Deck 8th February 2023, 17:14
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Posted By Sparkie2182
"all I get is Sparkies Quiz" What more would...

"all I get is Sparkies Quiz"

What more would you want?
Forum: Mess Deck 6th January 2023, 09:38
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Posted By Sparkie2182
......its called the "Taliban Target". You...

......its called the "Taliban Target".

You cant miss it.
Forum: Mess Deck 25th December 2022, 13:14
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Views: 1,689,978
Posted By Sparkie2182
..... definitely smut. :)

..... definitely smut.

:)
Forum: Mess Deck 25th December 2022, 10:09
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Posted By Sparkie2182
Very best wishes to all the crew...... Happy...

Very best wishes to all the crew...... Happy Christmas to all.

Im off to sort Faversham out.....the breakfast champagne had barely been chilled!!!!....... almost ruined the Xmas Atmos.

:(
...
Forum: Mess Deck 27th November 2022, 12:51
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Sparkie2182
"god's own rock" Made in Blackpool.

"god's own rock"

Made in Blackpool.
Forum: Mess Deck 1st November 2022, 18:25
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Posted By Sparkie2182
"grapes trodden by gays" Quite so. £450...

"grapes trodden by gays"

Quite so.

£450 per bottle.

"Dont touch what you cant afford"......as Faversham is wont to say.
Forum: Mess Deck 9th October 2022, 19:01
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,978
Posted By Sparkie2182
I wouldnt.....thank you. Faversham attends to...

I wouldnt.....thank you.
Faversham attends to all my personal needs.
Forum: Mess Deck 9th October 2022, 13:13
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Posted By Sparkie2182
You would certainly enjoy a bowlful if Faversham...

You would certainly enjoy a bowlful if Faversham had anything to do with it.
Forum: Mess Deck 8th October 2022, 07:38
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Posted By Sparkie2182
......don't we all?

......don't we all?
Forum: Mess Deck 7th October 2022, 18:29
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Posted By Sparkie2182
"Would he polish my epaulettes for me too?" ...

"Would he polish my epaulettes for me too?"

He would put a shine on more than your epaulettes, Lord Vardy.......he has been attending to my sword for some years now.
During his army service he...
Forum: Mess Deck 6th October 2022, 19:26
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,978
Posted By Sparkie2182
Faversham wants to know if you would like to be...

Faversham wants to know if you would like to be HIS friend?

No pressure.
Forum: Mess Deck 14th September 2022, 12:47
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,978
Posted By Sparkie2182
He must have been on some good stuff.

He must have been on some good stuff.
Forum: Mess Deck 14th September 2022, 11:57
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Sparkie2182
"on the rocks" Perhaps not the best choice...

"on the rocks"

Perhaps not the best choice of words.

:)
Forum: Mess Deck 12th September 2022, 14:41
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Posted By Sparkie2182
"in only a mankini" Faversham reckons he has...

"in only a mankini"

Faversham reckons he has been greatly misinformed about Denholms.

:)
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2022, 22:02
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Views: 1,689,978
Posted By Sparkie2182
I'm not sure about the NI protocol levels....SN...

I'm not sure about the NI protocol levels....SN makes South Yemen look like Singapore.
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2022, 21:53
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Sparkie2182
Damn that Nicaraguan software...... I only...

Damn that Nicaraguan software......

I only wanted some water......
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2022, 18:52
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,978
Posted By Sparkie2182
I'll run that through my GCHQ handler and see if...

I'll run that through my GCHQ handler and see if it answers my query.

:)

Faversham wants to know if you live at Fairy Bridge?.....he's sure he once saw you in Douglas.
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2022, 13:42
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,978
Posted By Sparkie2182
"But still I have been effectively told to bugger...

"But still I have been effectively told to bugger off from SN"

Something of an emblem of honour these days, Malcolm.

Sadly.
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2022, 13:36
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,978
Posted By Sparkie2182
Im a bit lost now. I have had more than a...

Im a bit lost now.

I have had more than a few delicately phrased words with Stephen Card which ..... In retrospect....could (should) be split 50/50 in the blame department.
I infer that he has...
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2022, 08:37
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,978
Posted By Sparkie2182
One who posts? t"o affix (a paper notice,...

One who posts?

t"o affix (a paper notice, advertisement, etc.) to a post" (in a public place), hence, "to make known, to bring before the public," 1630s, from post (n.1). The meaning "to achieve"...
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