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Forum: Mess Deck 23rd April 2024, 08:04
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Engine Serang
Check there's a bulb in it. Tmax is surrounded...

Check there's a bulb in it.
Tmax is surrounded by empty tubes of Germoline and Sudocreme. Leave him alone you big bully.
Forum: Mess Deck 22nd April 2024, 12:03
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Had a heavy weekend of drinking, no bubbles, and...

Had a heavy weekend of drinking, no bubbles, and I feel a dammed sight better than I have in a long time. Bubbles is bastards.
Agree or otherwise.
Forum: Mess Deck 15th April 2024, 21:24
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Nor will you. One presumes.

Nor will you.
One presumes.
Forum: Mess Deck 14th April 2024, 08:53
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Henners! Henners! Get a grip my Lordship and...

Henners! Henners!
Get a grip my Lordship and for gods sake don't drink it. Look what it did to the mad xylophone player from mars.
Forum: Mess Deck 12th April 2024, 09:14
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Good article in Wednesday's Times by Ben Elton...

Good article in Wednesday's Times by Ben Elton about an anti drinking campaign that said even moderate drinking will knock two years off your life.
They don't tell you which two years.
Its the last...
Forum: Mess Deck 8th April 2024, 08:44
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Tmax, your chest must be swollen with pride from...

Tmax, your chest must be swollen with pride from all the good wishes of our Colonial and Commonwealth'ey shipmates.
I have not wished you well on these pages because, being a local, I intend...
Forum: Mess Deck 4th April 2024, 21:58
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Brightstar and MSA gear are made in Mumbai so...

Brightstar and MSA gear are made in Mumbai so keep the useless yellow thing. The Bahco is worth stealing so join the queue matey.

I'm not a harsh or unfeeling person but if Tmax had taken All Bran...
Forum: Mess Deck 4th April 2024, 13:00
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
The Royal College of Nursing has issued a red...

The Royal College of Nursing has issued a red alert for the Royal Victoria Hospital in Belfast; "Beware, Tmax Approaching".
Nurses of a nervous or prim & proper disposition are advised to "Go Sick"...
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd April 2024, 06:57
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
O'Toole and Tracey lay to the Bridge. I'll put...

O'Toole and Tracey lay to the Bridge.
I'll put an end to all this blackguarding for once and for all. If I have to I'll make YM up to Bosun and arses will be kicked. Youse have been warned.
Forum: Mess Deck 24th March 2024, 09:56
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Bewildered here in the wheelhouse because the...

Bewildered here in the wheelhouse because the Noble Lord headed back to Crooked Mona to greet Queen Camilla (me neither) but she has a twinkle in her eye that could lead our old buffer astray. Jilly...
Forum: Mess Deck 8th March 2024, 06:43
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
BB if I had your afflictions I would send Tiffy...

BB if I had your afflictions I would send Tiffy packing and engage Lady Cynthia, from Saf London, who would give you a right going over. Back pruning the lobelia or pineapples within 48.

Good...
Forum: Mess Deck 7th March 2024, 06:18
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Varley needs you for his Rugby League team.

Varley needs you for his Rugby League team.
Forum: Mess Deck 27th February 2024, 06:42
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Good flannel pan-jammases is needed in Dublin...

Good flannel pan-jammases is needed in Dublin these nights, Sam Fox just ain't sufficient. If I wore yours His Lordship and The Honourable T would call me Muffin.
I may swap Sam for May McFettridge...
Forum: Mess Deck 26th February 2024, 06:59
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
For gods sake don't turn around.

For gods sake don't turn around.
Forum: Mess Deck 20th February 2024, 12:39
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
In Hull and Southampton we salaried Cadets had...

In Hull and Southampton we salaried Cadets had the attitude that drink was cheap at any price.

Then things changed.
Forum: Mess Deck 20th February 2024, 09:52
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
In my local in the green leafy suburbs of south...

In my local in the green leafy suburbs of south county Dublin;

Guinness Euro 6.30

Guinness 00 Euro 5.70

In town, Temple Bar etc, much more and price also increases the later it gets. Total...
Forum: Mess Deck 20th February 2024, 08:32
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
If we wanted to do this to every politician we...

If we wanted to do this to every politician we would need a cargo of bricks for the grand City Hall in New York.
Forum: Mess Deck 20th February 2024, 08:24
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
What's that evocative smell in the air? Its...

What's that evocative smell in the air?
Its Palm Oil Chop, Is there an ED boat on the horizon or are we abeam Freetown?
Forum: Mess Deck 18th February 2024, 07:37
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Ah the GIUK Gap, as was, coming up then its a...

Ah the GIUK Gap, as was, coming up then its a long oul haul to Cape Town for scran and the Daily Mail and a quick gallop to Oz.
Forum: Mess Deck 17th February 2024, 06:41
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Quartermaster steer 180/ I don't care if the...

Quartermaster steer 180/
I don't care if the Lookout can see the Lofoten Islands were headed for Melbourne or Adelaide, depending upon inducements.
Forum: Mess Deck 16th February 2024, 19:36
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
FFS BB is it Melbourne or Narvik you're heading...

FFS BB is it Melbourne or Narvik you're heading for? YM is exhausted cycling down to the Quays every day and 5 years of warm Swan lager is taking its toll. Tell MaxT to throw a bucket of sand into...
Forum: Mess Deck 13th February 2024, 07:18
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Well done Mi'Lord. I'm sure there must be...

Well done Mi'Lord.

I'm sure there must be some IOM folk remedy that could help BB, boiling whin bushes or an embrocation based on bovine urine. KC3 may be of help, raise the topic at the next...
Forum: Mess Deck 5th February 2024, 08:03
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Tmax is truly a man for all seasons. Pumping out...

Tmax is truly a man for all seasons. Pumping out a neighbourhood wouldn't faze him.
Forum: Mess Deck 1st February 2024, 14:35
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Good enough for a first attempt, with a bit of...

Good enough for a first attempt, with a bit of room for improvement.
Forum: Mess Deck 31st January 2024, 21:39
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,689,810
Posted By Engine Serang
Many thanks BB but I'm inclined to side with His...

Many thanks BB but I'm inclined to side with His Lordship.

In mitigation I'ii say that whilst Engineering is my profession, navigation was always my hobby so I'll get you to the Pilot Station in...
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