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Forum: Mess Deck 21st December 2019, 12:29
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Posted By Dartskipper
In that case, what you wear isn't an issue...

In that case, what you wear isn't an issue provided you also wear a sou'wester with a big brim.
Forum: Mess Deck 18th December 2019, 22:05
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Posted By Dartskipper
They used to serve Christians A La Carte at that...

They used to serve Christians A La Carte at that famous eatery "Cannibals Express."


Or was it Cannonball Express?

Anyroadup, a very Happy Christmas to all hands, no matter what they are...
Forum: Mess Deck 16th December 2019, 19:11
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Dartskipper
Tmac's patented shock absorbing wave damping...

Tmac's patented shock absorbing wave damping apparatus saves the day!!
Forum: Mess Deck 7th December 2019, 10:01
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Dartskipper
Is it anything like Betamax?

Is it anything like Betamax?
Forum: Mess Deck 6th December 2019, 18:52
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Posted By Dartskipper
Will we fit in Stornaway? We might stick out a...

Will we fit in Stornaway? We might stick out a bit at both ends.
Forum: Mess Deck 5th December 2019, 19:37
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Posted By Dartskipper
I think your car's lights may need a little...

I think your car's lights may need a little adjustment FJ.


They are supposed to point away from you when you are in the driver's seat.
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd December 2019, 21:31
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Dartskipper
Douglas suggested Holyhead, but I told him not...

Douglas suggested Holyhead, but I told him not many of us do church. His buddy Warren pointed out we could make Dun Laoghaire just before low tide if chiefy jammed the cold start button wide open.
...
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd December 2019, 21:15
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
I checked with Douglas and he said "No." He...

I checked with Douglas and he said "No." He wasn't too happy about being used as a receptacle for a gang of vagabonds of the seven seas and five oceans. He said we would be better up a Greek without...
Forum: Mess Deck 18th October 2019, 19:48
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
Are they the ones with the nice pictures Chief,...

Are they the ones with the nice pictures Chief, or the ones with the maps of the galaxies?
Forum: Mess Deck 18th October 2019, 17:34
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
It will depend if they are set as stuns'ls or...

It will depend if they are set as stuns'ls or spankers.
Forum: Mess Deck 11th October 2019, 22:00
Replies: 9,008
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Posted By Dartskipper
I was going to say that you look so well that you...

I was going to say that you look so well that you are positively glowing, Tom.

Then I saw that the radar scope had been left on.

Welcome back.

A toast to Tom chaps!

"Past my lips and over...
Forum: Mess Deck 24th September 2019, 19:58
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
And certainly after the annual bath.

And certainly after the annual bath.
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd September 2019, 21:34
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Posted By Dartskipper
Anybody on the wheel? Ah.. that'll be me...

Anybody on the wheel?

Ah.. that'll be me then. Hard a Starboard it is FJ. Do they still drive on the right over here? Don't want to cause any accidents.
Forum: Mess Deck 21st September 2019, 09:06
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
Watch out for that Article over there, don't sit...

Watch out for that Article over there, don't sit dow….. oh dear. Too late.

NURSE!!!!!!
Forum: Mess Deck 16th September 2019, 22:05
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
Lifebuoy??

Lifebuoy??
Forum: Mess Deck 10th September 2019, 22:32
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
Indeed, if you have a few scrapes and bruises, we...

Indeed, if you have a few scrapes and bruises, we are alongside. If you get wet we are at sea.

Unless we are still alongside and you went the wrong way after exiting the engine room. :eek:
Forum: Mess Deck 6th September 2019, 21:33
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
I thought his cap was to stop his bald patch...

I thought his cap was to stop his bald patch getting damp when it rained. :confused:
Forum: Mess Deck 5th September 2019, 18:49
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
That's unkind Chief. I've heard that he speaks...

That's unkind Chief. I've heard that he speaks very highly of himself. :supercool:
Forum: Mess Deck 17th August 2019, 07:40
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
I had a friend once who had driven a tank in...

I had a friend once who had driven a tank in Vietnam. He had a nervous break down.
Forum: Mess Deck 12th August 2019, 17:20
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
Don't need one on board now Tom, with t'internet...

Don't need one on board now Tom, with t'internet available we can find this;

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/the-ship-captains-medical-guide

I used to have my Dad's copy, dating from...
Forum: Mess Deck 7th August 2019, 18:17
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
Up...…..:supercool:

Up...…..:supercool:
Forum: Mess Deck 5th August 2019, 18:22
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
Roast canary is ok, but don't you find that the...

Roast canary is ok, but don't you find that the feathers get stuck in your throat?
Forum: Mess Deck 1st August 2019, 14:00
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
Aye aye Tom, many thanks. I seem to have a slight...

Aye aye Tom, many thanks. I seem to have a slight difficulty getting these binoculars to focus properly. They're ok when looking at the horizon, but anything close to and they seem to develop a...
Forum: Mess Deck 30th July 2019, 19:19
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
I thought all injuneers were engineer orificers.

I thought all injuneers were engineer orificers.
Forum: Mess Deck 30th July 2019, 19:18
Replies: 9,008
Views: 1,692,577
Posted By Dartskipper
And more environmentally friendly than good ol'...

And more environmentally friendly than good ol' ether meths.

And not so addictive...….:hippy:
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