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Forum: Mess Deck 13th October 2019, 16:52
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Book of Mormon, E-S. Take out your false teeth....

Book of Mormon, E-S. Take out your false teeth. You might swallow them from laughing!

(rather surprising show to be in that ecclesiastical maelstrom however the Cousin in law and SiL took to it...
Forum: Mess Deck 13th October 2019, 09:26
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Posted By Varley
Had you been to Rugby you would know the answer. ...

Had you been to Rugby you would know the answer.

(I have just looked up "What to do in Larne" for the coming week. What an adventurous soul you are! You could have made that into a foreign trip....
Forum: Mess Deck 12th October 2019, 00:16
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Posted By Varley
I don't think one can use the residual to...

I don't think one can use the residual to actually do toast. Could we not just ply him with drink and have the plastico's deal with the bread in the normal way?
Forum: Mess Deck 11th October 2019, 18:33
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Posted By Varley
We don't mind the chemical smell Tom but you will...

We don't mind the chemical smell Tom but you will have to stay off the bridge at night. You are threatening the OOW night vision.

(Chin up. Cousin was told that he might best maintain his appetite...
Forum: Mess Deck 9th October 2019, 17:49
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Posted By Varley
Tobacco could be managed at home (Pa started me...

Tobacco could be managed at home (Pa started me on the pipe when I was 15 on the strict understanding that I would never smoke cigarettes). Wimin was rather a different challenge as he was crippled...
Forum: Easy/Hard Jig/puzzle 8th October 2019, 13:29
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Posted By Varley
Only if the cranes are hydraulic!

Only if the cranes are hydraulic!
Forum: Mess Deck 8th October 2019, 10:46
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Views: 262,113
Posted By Varley
I don't know E-S. somewhere in the vicinity of...

I don't know E-S. somewhere in the vicinity of Soho and St.James's within walking distance of wherever it is St.Wilfrid's School Old Boys had (and maybe still going to have) their annual (sadly not...
Forum: Mess Deck 7th October 2019, 19:43
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Posted By Varley
What if there is no road crossing when her...

What if there is no road crossing when her bloomers fall?
Forum: Mess Deck 7th October 2019, 12:27
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Posted By Varley
One did not need to go to Paris for a good...

One did not need to go to Paris for a good can-can. Miranda's would put on a show once the [passed round hat had enough in it).
Forum: Mess Deck 7th October 2019, 11:10
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Posted By Varley
Must have been a ship in (a boat?) ahead of us...

Must have been a ship in (a boat?) ahead of us their soul's will be back to normal after a day or so's rest. The difference between a house of ill repute and a brothel is that the latter has a decent...
Forum: Say Hello 7th October 2019, 11:00
Replies: 23
Views: 321
Posted By Varley
Venereal Ailment Tax?

Venereal Ailment Tax?
Forum: Easy/Hard Jig/puzzle 6th October 2019, 16:22
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Posted By Varley
..60 Charles de Gaulle?

..60 Charles de Gaulle?
Forum: Say Hello 6th October 2019, 16:12
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Posted By Varley
Commonwealth peoples are fine. By definition....

Commonwealth peoples are fine. By definition. Unsure why they should want anything to do with us after we joined with the frog and djago (I would not have joined. Leaving is altogether different). As...
Forum: Say Hello 6th October 2019, 12:46
Replies: 23
Views: 321
Posted By Varley
Ron may have missed the boat on this one. E-S has...

Ron may have missed the boat on this one. E-S has a point but then he may well have sailed up the Liffey on one (with or without one of Uz - Bob can't tell you where he was then otherwise he would...
Forum: Say Hello 6th October 2019, 09:52
Replies: 23
Views: 321
Posted By Varley
We'll our less professional brothers do have...

We'll our less professional brothers do have boats. To be on a boat would, for most of its service, be most hazardous (one hopes, surely we do not finance submarines for them to lounge all day on the...
Forum: Mess Deck 4th October 2019, 10:26
Replies: 5,667
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Posted By Varley
"..at each others' ha ha's...". Covered I...

"..at each others' ha ha's...". Covered I trust.
Forum: Mess Deck 3rd October 2019, 09:05
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Views: 262,113
Posted By Varley
I have my name carved on everything in my set of...

I have my name carved on everything in my set of values and on my ethos. Can't trust anyone these days.

(Do Sears do a set of metric values? My Imperial set is in fine order but some modern nuts...
Forum: Computers and The Internet 3rd October 2019, 08:59
Replies: 24
Views: 1,380
Posted By Varley
Sorry JW.Your paste as it is displayed on mine is...

Sorry JW.Your paste as it is displayed on mine is a mainly black 160 x 60 rectangle at the top LHS of screen.

There is a small additional black box at the end of the title page which I agree seems...
Forum: Computers and The Internet 2nd October 2019, 23:39
Replies: 24
Views: 1,380
Posted By Varley
Sorry JW. Your copy and paste is mainly blacked...

Sorry JW. Your copy and paste is mainly blacked out. If it wasn't maybe someone (else propapbly) might be able to help!
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd October 2019, 00:09
Replies: 5,667
Views: 262,113
Posted By Varley
You'd not get a berth on any of the Fantasies. I...

You'd not get a berth on any of the Fantasies. I know passenger ship material when I see it. And I don't see it here.
Forum: Mess Deck 1st October 2019, 19:56
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Posted By Varley
Laxey more than a bit damp. No reports of human...

Laxey more than a bit damp. No reports of human casualties as yet I am please to report. The bridge was carried away three years ago and this is not, by far, the first time the Laxey river has burst...
Forum: Mess Deck 1st October 2019, 12:17
Replies: 5,667
Views: 262,113
Posted By Varley
TT when fine is fine for pub chess as the...

TT when fine is fine for pub chess as the enthusiasts are out and about TTing and the weather allows play in the beer garden or its modern flag stoned equivalent. GO is supposedly more difficult for...
Forum: Mess Deck 1st October 2019, 10:07
Replies: 5,667
Views: 262,113
Posted By Varley
Jig saws keep one off the booze? No wonder I stay...

Jig saws keep one off the booze? No wonder I stay away from this and other rest home pass-times. Chess and GO should be the only idlers' comforts. The latter I used to play (before I started to win)...
Forum: Mess Deck 24th September 2019, 12:12
Replies: 5,667
Views: 262,113
Posted By Varley
I am not sure I have got all the bugs out of that...

I am not sure I have got all the bugs out of that Electronic Contraption Dictating Insane Seafaring. There are still crumbs appearing under the CPU and I am sure there were two biscuits on my saucer...
Forum: Mess Deck 24th September 2019, 00:22
Replies: 5,667
Views: 262,113
Posted By Varley
It sounds more that they have all been on the...

It sounds more that they have all been on the pop.

My Froggie SiL eschews snails. I can argue with her only that she serves from cold plates and reserves parsnips for feeding the horses (which has...
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