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Forum: Mess Deck 3rd February 2025, 14:26
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As I repeated to any of the 'up and coming'...

As I repeated to any of the 'up and coming' brethren. "If it was difficult Mrs. V's little boy would not be good at it".
Forum: Mess Deck 1st February 2025, 14:11
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Being down to earth and having shorts are topics...

Being down to earth and having shorts are topics of which we do not speak.
Forum: Mess Deck 31st January 2025, 18:51
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Posted By Varley
That is no Leckie that is a Suez Canal Leckie....

That is no Leckie that is a Suez Canal Leckie. Something like the reverse of what M&S would like us to think an M&S Leckie would be like.

Just because he partakes of Tawny doesn't make him an...
Forum: Mess Deck 27th January 2025, 17:30
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Posted By Varley
It can't be errant skiddies. Either mine or...

It can't be errant skiddies. Either mine or E-S's. After Eaowyn they'd be off St.Petersburg by now (one tree down, fortunately fell in and not onto Peel Road, and coal hole blocked by some...
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd January 2025, 17:04
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Posted By Varley
I changed over to delta a long time ago. Are...

I changed over to delta a long time ago.

Are jandals the same as flip-flops? If related to underwear am not surprised the rubber thing is uncomfortable. Perhaps you can get them made with silk...
Forum: Mess Deck 22nd January 2025, 13:48
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Posted By Varley
Eh? So it's some form of foot fetish. No shame in...

Eh? So it's some form of foot fetish. No shame in that but if you don't like crocs why not wear sandals?

(I have checked the pigeon loft several times. Still no reply from the surgery).
Forum: Mess Deck 21st January 2025, 18:11
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Posted By Varley
I wonder if the new pills are making me grumpy....

I wonder if the new pills are making me grumpy. I'll see if there's a pigeon ready.
Forum: Mess Deck 21st January 2025, 18:09
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Posted By Varley
Email is fine but my surgery seems not exactly...

Email is fine but my surgery seems not exactly slick in its usage - they may have given up faxing scripts to the pharmacist but, if so, only recently. the modus operandi is in the 'mail' portion of...
Forum: Mess Deck 20th January 2025, 17:58
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
With that colonial chappie running around the...

With that colonial chappie running around the smokeroom barefoot you expect me to join you there for my post prandial Havana and tawny? (Thank heavens he didn't mean 'me', supplies are stretched...
Forum: Mess Deck 16th January 2025, 15:06
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
2 eh? One punched and the other bored. He...

2 eh? One punched and the other bored.

He does sound a trifle blasted but I doubt there is room in that freezer, we've still got all that gin to get rid of and we seem to have lost that iceberg we...
Forum: Mess Deck 9th January 2025, 15:27
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Posted By Varley
The IoM has two power stations (sites) with...

The IoM has two power stations (sites) with Pulrose being gas fuelled gas turbine and steam turbine waste recovery. The last diesel station remaining for standby use. Capacity 88 MW. Peel has a...
Forum: Mess Deck 8th January 2025, 12:55
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Posted By Varley
Well, last night's dinner was the last of the...

Well, last night's dinner was the last of the Christmas curry that wouldn't fit in the deep-freezer. Spoiled myself with proper breakfast this morning. Now I have nothing to do until this evening...
Forum: Mess Deck 7th January 2025, 15:07
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
Beheading? (A sentence of yore, or it was...

Beheading?

(A sentence of yore, or it was until re-invented by the primitives).
Forum: Mess Deck 6th January 2025, 19:18
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
I'm mentor be wot?

I'm mentor be wot?
Forum: Mess Deck 4th January 2025, 16:51
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Posted By Varley
Nasi Goreng with fried egg. If done as our...

Nasi Goreng with fried egg. If done as our Chinese cooks did then I would beat path to the galley door. For those that haven't had it, a mystery, (one friend also craves same from when stationed with...
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd January 2025, 15:33
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Posted By Varley
To be pedantic I think it is the card that floats...

To be pedantic I think it is the card that floats (more buoyed perhaps) with the needle affixed and supported/centred by a pin. I have been informed in my opinion when forced to disassemble a bowl or...
Forum: Mess Deck 27th December 2024, 20:56
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Posted By Varley
I have a long and probably tedious annecdote that...

I have a long and probably tedious annecdote that supports that in spades but to cut it short the 'Wine Cellar' (conveniently relocated just across the road so that they could save on delivery fuel...
Forum: Mess Deck 25th December 2024, 18:46
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
Time of day old boy. G&T at half past breakfast,...

Time of day old boy. G&T at half past breakfast, Manzanilla or Fizz predinner. Tawny through to breakfast.

Wise men would give this tub a wide berth, probably charge a lot for hiring us one at...
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd December 2024, 17:40
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
I am not against a challenge but that berg is 3.9...

I am not against a challenge but that berg is 3.9 cubic kilometres. If we could source enough gin where would we get the tonic water?
Forum: Mess Deck 21st December 2024, 12:49
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
Wot? When is it not time for tincturing? ...

Wot? When is it not time for tincturing?

I've got a couple of slide rules but I haven't used them for so long the batteries must be flat now.
Forum: Mess Deck 19th December 2024, 19:02
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
Cheap live-aboards berthed Thames, in walking...

Cheap live-aboards berthed Thames, in walking district 'City' - Good.

Cheap live-aboards adrift mid-oggin, needing min 12 MHz make-speak Mayday - Bad

If boxes fish in meat-room check we have no...
Forum: Mess Deck 15th December 2024, 19:41
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
The furnace pressure has shot up and there seems...

The furnace pressure has shot up and there seems to be 'sewage' of the reindeer variety all around the funnel suite. How are we going to tell the children that until Tmac returns to do a little soot...
Forum: Mess Deck 14th December 2024, 15:46
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Posted By Varley
That's a good way to lose your Rolex Sir W. If...

That's a good way to lose your Rolex Sir W. If you've got an open faced gunmetal of reasonable diameter I'll have that off you. My Hebdomas is a bit testing of the eyesight when worn from the...
Forum: Mess Deck 11th December 2024, 13:58
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
0930? I would get crumbs in the bed. I hope they...

0930? I would get crumbs in the bed. I hope they make a repeat or Ampliation so that I may enjoy in front of where the cats would like the fire to be. Oh for a thermionic filled TV.
Forum: Mess Deck 10th December 2024, 14:00
Replies: 9,595
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Posted By Varley
Last time I was on one of those things I was run...

Last time I was on one of those things I was run over by a truck in Sembawang.

The bicycle clips are to improve the thermal performance of my corduroys - 8 degrees in the dining room this...
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