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Forum: The Engine Room Yesterday, 01:27
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Just as well. Your initial comment will have...

Just as well. Your initial comment will have driven up the market - unless, of course, her mother just happened to have one in the cupboard.
Forum: Mess Deck 25th February 2021, 15:18
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Posted By Varley
Whom the eating gods would destroy they first...

Whom the eating gods would destroy they first make mad?

Liver and bacon, kidney in the snake'n'pygmy. Not so much of the others.
Forum: Mess Deck 24th February 2021, 15:30
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Posted By Varley
I think that it is the involvement with that...

I think that it is the involvement with that assassin of the intellect, 'daytime TV', that rankles most. The great unwashed (surely avid daytime TV watchers) may take the script as documentary.

I...
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd February 2021, 16:04
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Posted By Varley
I am not sure how I would do a webinar. I do not...

I am not sure how I would do a webinar. I do not 'do' computing on my portable telephone. Some of those that do, solo, are quite successful but when couples joined our Friday zoomtails (when Friday...
Forum: Mess Deck 22nd February 2021, 12:51
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Posted By Varley
My apologies. An important omission. Do not...

My apologies. An important omission.

Do not use the little ice cream spoons again for ice cream and do not dispose of them in the public sewage system.

(A circular quay? Surely we would have to...
Forum: Mess Deck 21st February 2021, 16:58
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Posted By Varley
1) Make three saucer shaped ice shelfs out of...

1) Make three saucer shaped ice shelfs out of layers of wetted lavo-paper frozen. Appropriately sized to stop stool hitting trap water whilst at the same time allowing adequate 'drop height'.

2)...
Forum: Mess Deck 21st February 2021, 02:19
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
The last time I enjoyed Guinness was around the...

The last time I enjoyed Guinness was around the age of 12 in Dublin. On return to civilization I realized it was too bitter a brew for me when Ma tried to dose me with it to build up the too skinny...
Forum: Mess Deck 20th February 2021, 19:06
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Posted By Varley
Our PSTN can't switch smell along with voice and...

Our PSTN can't switch smell along with voice and picture. Evidence of this would be that such a blemish upon the luxury domestic flax would be immediately identified. Not as an unexpected escape of...
Forum: Mess Deck 17th February 2021, 18:25
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
With what the hell does one wash the bedlinens to...

With what the hell does one wash the bedlinens to remove marmite smear? Following Sir William's knee saga with one of my own (only the starboard one, the port side being already knackered) I applied...
Forum: Mess Deck 10th February 2021, 13:27
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
If you are eying up my breath-mints as a...

If you are eying up my breath-mints as a pharmacological connubial adjuvant I'd suggest there may be some lack of satisfaction when you try to have Mrs Merkel again, new arrangement or old.
Forum: Easy/Hard Jig/puzzle 8th February 2021, 13:07
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Posted By Varley
Sun and planet gearing then?

Sun and planet gearing then?
Forum: Mess Deck 2nd February 2021, 13:46
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
Helmet abrasives? Nothing done like that in...

Helmet abrasives? Nothing done like that in Ramsey and we don't want you importing any of your jaded Hibernian practices here thank you - we are still dealing with a glut of neatly cubed plastic chop...
Forum: Mess Deck 28th January 2021, 15:18
Replies: 6,915
Views: 676,563
Posted By Varley
A big tattoo. Are you boasting on his behalf?

A big tattoo. Are you boasting on his behalf?
Forum: Mess Deck 27th January 2021, 15:55
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
KREMLIN 17/1 Master etc.... Delist...

KREMLIN 17/1

Master etc....

Delist Brasso from deck/engine stores stop if required comma indent as bonded stores stop d'yer'think we born 16/1 = SHIPHIST G+
Forum: Mess Deck 27th January 2021, 01:48
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
Master goldendreamer/gdto potiedheedradio = yr...

Master goldendreamer/gdto potiedheedradio = yr qtr1 stores req stop understand rob moles nil comma explain qty indent grips for same stop wrt indent wrenches advise rob monkeys stop all by return =...
Forum: Mess Deck 26th January 2021, 14:52
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
Zn or Zr? Not sure either would combine with B.

Zn or Zr? Not sure either would combine with B.
Forum: Mess Deck 25th January 2021, 14:33
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
Swine! You have made V redundant!

Swine! You have made V redundant!
Forum: Mess Deck 24th January 2021, 19:04
Replies: 6,915
Views: 676,563
Posted By Varley
Now that is dedication! I suppose I could...

Now that is dedication! I suppose I could estimate my Marmite consumption in units of 'a jar per some unit of time' but that would be neither accurate or interesting - well not to me. My consumption...
Forum: Mess Deck 23rd January 2021, 16:25
Replies: 6,915
Views: 676,563
Posted By Varley
If a pilot wants vegemite a pilot may have as...

If a pilot wants vegemite a pilot may have as much as he brings aboard (for the sake of good order 'he' is merely shorthand I do not preclude the existence of lady pilots, whether Vegemite or Marmite...
Forum: Mess Deck 21st January 2021, 14:16
Replies: 6,915
Views: 676,563
Posted By Varley
If you two think the rest of us want you onboard...

If you two think the rest of us want you onboard wielding bread-slicing cleavers and inert gas toasting-torches you have got another one or two further thinks apiece coming up.

(You have a point...
Forum: Mess Deck 21st January 2021, 02:52
Replies: 6,915
Views: 676,563
Posted By Varley
Perhaps the conspiracy is with the cutlers. Stop...

Perhaps the conspiracy is with the cutlers. Stop producing bread saws that make cutting of loaf in any which way wanted easy, and joe public has no option but to buy the ready fashioned variety.
...
Forum: Mess Deck 20th January 2021, 17:28
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
You have been lucky. I find them rarer to buy...

You have been lucky. I find them rarer to buy than hens teeth and once, when not even one hentooth emporium did we have I spent an afternoon filing the blade to restore the gullet depth (by Prestige,...
Forum: Mess Deck 20th January 2021, 15:28
Replies: 6,915
Views: 676,563
Posted By Varley
A memslip (or do you usually economise on the one...

A memslip (or do you usually economise on the one in hacksaw?).
Forum: Mess Deck 20th January 2021, 11:38
Replies: 6,915
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Posted By Varley
I am not surprised. The phrase "the best thing...

I am not surprised. The phrase "the best thing since sliced bread" is an invention of an insane not a sage.

It has become almost impossible to buy a loaf upon which to wield one's bread saw (with...
Forum: Mess Deck 19th January 2021, 15:47
Replies: 6,915
Views: 676,563
Posted By Varley
You have solved a riddle. Our Chinese cooks...

You have solved a riddle. Our Chinese cooks always produced scrambled egg that looks like a sample of Googled 'buttered egg'. I had been satisfied to think these were simply done partway as an...
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