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Forum: Ferries Yesterday, 17:19
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I feel for them, imagine the nausea with the MCA...

I feel for them, imagine the nausea with the MCA and LR on your doorstep. Audits coming by the bucketful.
Forum: Mess Deck 21st October 2018, 14:22
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Have two on board???

Have two on board???
Forum: Mess Deck 21st October 2018, 07:37
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
And alligators, and hippopotamusses, and...

And alligators, and hippopotamusses, and rinosorsuses, and camels.
Forum: Mess Deck 20th October 2018, 12:43
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Every blade of grass will go, but they will leave...

Every blade of grass will go, but they will leave plenty of presents. Big turdy shaped presents that are subject to MARPOL. Let them aboard and Farmer J will have a right load of it on his lap. The...
Forum: Mess Deck 19th October 2018, 12:28
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
A gentleman only settles up for those demands...

A gentleman only settles up for those demands which must absolutely be settled, his Turf Accountant, Commission Agent, and his Wine Merchant. All the rest can be treated with hauteur and distain. I...
Forum: Mess Deck 19th October 2018, 07:08
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Indeed we all miss Red 17.

Indeed we all miss Red 17.
Forum: Mess Deck 18th October 2018, 22:01
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
The nurses in Nobles are in for a treat when our...

The nurses in Nobles are in for a treat when our hero arrives with galloping gout.
Forum: Mess Deck 18th October 2018, 12:12
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Varley's in the smoke, The Smoke. Has Sgt Dixon...

Varley's in the smoke, The Smoke.
Has Sgt Dixon been informed, and has Lyons Corner House been stocked-up to festival levels.
Forum: Mess Deck 17th October 2018, 09:43
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Is Mr Varley a First Tripper?? Tell him he has...

Is Mr Varley a First Tripper?? Tell him he has to feed the mules. Oh how we all will laugh!!!
Forum: Mess Deck 16th October 2018, 19:39
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
I always expect an ambitious engineer to carry a...

I always expect an ambitious engineer to carry a bicycle pump in his locker along with a bicycle puncture repair kit. Ready for all eventualities. Be-Ready.
I,m relieved you're here all week, its a...
Forum: Mess Deck 16th October 2018, 14:57
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Indeed V can be a bit prudish at times. I put it...

Indeed V can be a bit prudish at times. I put it down to his Home Counties upbringing and his time spent in Glasgow.


As for myself I was always intrigued to find out if the Plasticos are solid...
Forum: Mess Deck 13th October 2018, 09:59
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
T is beginning to sound like an hourly paid...

T is beginning to sound like an hourly paid employee. Surely shome mistake.
Forum: Mess Deck 13th October 2018, 07:31
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Mega sh1t Captain, Stan Getz is at the gangway...

Mega sh1t Captain, Stan Getz is at the gangway looking for his Missus. Tmac and Herr Strapp have previous, expect fisticuffs and a lack of Queensbury. Me and Capt Morgan will be hiding in the...
Forum: Mess Deck 12th October 2018, 22:20
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
That's why the Good Lord burnt down the Bank...

That's why the Good Lord burnt down the Bank Buildings. A den of iniquity. Can I get felt, indeed.
Forum: Mess Deck 12th October 2018, 17:03
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Is Wee Willie Harris a person or a condition? If...

Is Wee Willie Harris a person or a condition? If the latter don't seat him at my table.
Forum: Mess Deck 11th October 2018, 21:09
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
That brown stuff we injected into the...

That brown stuff we injected into the turbo-thingies is a bl00dy good chaser. A dash of Angostura Bitters sets it off lush.
Forum: Mess Deck 11th October 2018, 21:06
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Howzabout:- "Dickie".

Howzabout:- "Dickie".
Forum: Mess Deck 11th October 2018, 13:53
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
We always have a 5 gallon gerrycan of Lectrasol...

We always have a 5 gallon gerrycan of Lectrasol in Leckys workshop (a palindrome, I believe)to entertain the off-watch guys at St-Easy. Tmac always brings a packet of Arrowroot or Marietta biccies to...
Forum: Mess Deck 11th October 2018, 09:42
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
It prevents the hip replacement rusting and stops...

It prevents the hip replacement rusting and stops snails and slugs slithering up the nasal passage.
Forum: Mess Deck 10th October 2018, 09:04
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
No Tom, you're doing it all wrong, no wonder...

No Tom, you're doing it all wrong, no wonder you're still standing. Spray the WD into a paper bag and then inhale it, now your motoring. Do not tell Tmac or we will spend all our drinking time...
Forum: Mess Deck 9th October 2018, 14:24
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Chelmsford, Chelmsford?? Last century Old...

Chelmsford, Chelmsford??


Last century Old Man (As youse useto say to each other).


This vessel, GD II, is GDMSS,GMSDD, DGSSM, don't carry a Sparky. No wonder the bar bills are up in a heap....
Forum: Mess Deck 9th October 2018, 06:47
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
There's only two things on this ship that smells...

There's only two things on this ship that smells like kippers.
Forum: Mess Deck 8th October 2018, 08:41
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Go Commando big man. Like me. But keep...

Go Commando big man.


Like me. But keep your bicycle clips on.
Forum: Mess Deck 7th October 2018, 11:56
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
The ship's company can't handle McArdles, it's...

The ship's company can't handle McArdles, it's too refined a taste for Jolly Jack. I'll invite those I know will appreciate it to a corner of the pool deck. TA can entertain his hoi polloi to...
Forum: Mess Deck 7th October 2018, 07:28
Replies: 3,937
Views: 94,381
Posted By Engine Serang
Swimming is for wimps, I'm skinny-dipping. ...

Swimming is for wimps, I'm skinny-dipping.
Steward may I please have a bottle of McArdles.
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