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Forum: Mess Deck 17th March 2020, 16:33
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Posted By Tmac1720
In days of old when men were bold and toilet...

In days of old when men were bold
and toilet roll wasn't invented
They wiped their ass on a bit of grass
and went away contented.
Forum: Mess Deck 17th March 2020, 14:43
Replies: 52
Views: 45,751
Posted By Tmac1720
Have no fear about a toilet roll shortage, each...

Have no fear about a toilet roll shortage, each head has been retro fitted with a steam purge line direct from the No1 boiler for your convenience. One blast from the orifice to the stern gland will...
Forum: Mess Deck 10th March 2020, 12:28
Replies: 52
Views: 45,751
Posted By Tmac1720
I'm drinking pints of Domestos as it reputedly...

I'm drinking pints of Domestos as it reputedly kills 99% of all germs..... bloody awful taste but if followed by several large Black Bush it is palatable. :yawn:
Forum: Mess Deck 9th March 2020, 15:13
Replies: 52
Views: 45,751
Posted By Tmac1720
Um this sounds vaguely familiar :confused:

Um this sounds vaguely familiar :confused:
Forum: Mess Deck 5th March 2020, 18:13
Replies: 52
Views: 45,751
Posted By Tmac1720
served your time on Paxman's I presume.. :chuckle:

served your time on Paxman's I presume.. :chuckle:
Forum: Mess Deck 5th March 2020, 18:12
Replies: 52
Views: 45,751
Posted By Tmac1720
Half the girls in the UK have VD while the other...

Half the girls in the UK have VD while the other half have Coronavirus so only sleep with the ones who cough. :thumb: This has been a public service announcement :paper:
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