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Forum: The Quiz Forum 26th September 2022, 13:44
Replies: 778
Views: 7,676
Posted By Dartskipper
Don't know the answer, but a gentle correction...

Don't know the answer, but a gentle correction "Whiskey" with an "E" is distilled in the Emerald Isle.

"Whisky" without the "E" comes from Scotland.

Don't want the lads across the water getting...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st September 2022, 12:10
Replies: 451
Views: 81,537
Posted By Dartskipper
So when the cooks served breakfast it was a day,...

So when the cooks served breakfast it was a day, or possibly a year, too late?
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 16th September 2022, 23:33
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
Why didn't he name one Avery, Ron?:jester:

Why didn't he name one Avery, Ron?:jester:
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 15th September 2022, 00:24
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
A lorry carrying a full load of treacle was in a...

A lorry carrying a full load of treacle was in a bad accident on the motorway this afternoon, spilling its load across all carriageways.

The Chief Inspector of the Traffic Division apologised for...
Forum: Looking for Information on Shipmates, Ships, Family or Friends? 8th September 2022, 23:40
Replies: 24
Views: 4,054
Posted By Dartskipper
Basil moved home to somewhere in Scotland I...

Basil moved home to somewhere in Scotland I believe, and seemed to drop off the forum around the same time that it was being "modified" and "improved."

Roy.
Forum: Say Hello 4th September 2022, 09:26
Replies: 6
Views: 226
Posted By Dartskipper
Welcome on board Harry. I'm sure your...

Welcome on board Harry. I'm sure your contributions of scenes around Plymouth will be most welcome. We have a very active Gallery section with plenty of information from our members who shipped out...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 3rd September 2022, 00:14
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
He was followed by a chap trying to get in free...

He was followed by a chap trying to get in free to watch the Games. He had some long wooden poles under one arm, and a coil of barbed wire over his shoulder. When he got to Security, he was asked...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 26th August 2022, 01:14
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
A man walked into a bar and swore, cursed,...

A man walked into a bar and swore, cursed, blasphemed and voiced profanities.

It was an iron bar.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 22nd August 2022, 15:50
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
Tim Vine used to have the best ones. e.g. "I...

Tim Vine used to have the best ones.

e.g. "I got into an argument with a bloke in a lift. He was just wrong on so many levels."

Another one by somebody else;

" I saw a dead baby ghost in...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 18th August 2022, 11:26
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
Sounds like a clean Sweep, Ron.

Sounds like a clean Sweep, Ron.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 18th August 2022, 08:32
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
I'm choked up now.

I'm choked up now.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 12th August 2022, 23:55
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
A prison warder was in the Governor's office,...

A prison warder was in the Governor's office, discussing the new inmates.

"One of them is a bit odd, sir." said the warder.
"In what way?" asked the governor.
"Well Sir, he's ok most of the...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 11th August 2022, 10:26
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
Are sidearms allowed on building sight's these...

Are sidearms allowed on building sight's these days?
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th August 2022, 23:14
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
The next sign out of sight around the bend...

The next sign out of sight around the bend probably says "No Road."
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 10th August 2022, 23:13
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
They were a pet hate of Keith Waterhouse too when...

They were a pet hate of Keith Waterhouse too when he had a column in a national daily newspaper.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 5th August 2022, 16:27
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
https://www.tiptree.com/productsmenu This...

https://www.tiptree.com/productsmenu

This may help.

Regards,

Roy.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 2nd August 2022, 23:26
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
Including Frosties. They're...

Including Frosties.

They're grrrrrrrrrreatttt!!
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 28th July 2022, 11:28
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
A nun stood as a candidate in the General...

A nun stood as a candidate in the General Election and insisted that she be placed at the top of the ballot paper so that people could vote for her as;


"Nun of the above....."



I'm heading...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th July 2022, 22:38
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
At the Olympics, Greece entered some canoeists in...

At the Olympics, Greece entered some canoeists in the slalom event. One of them accidently overturned and lost his paddle. He struggled upright, shook the water out of his ears, and was encouraged to...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 19th July 2022, 22:35
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
Some sound just like Tommy Cooper. Not like that,...

Some sound just like Tommy Cooper. Not like that, like that, Hahhaaha......
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 7th July 2022, 19:16
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
The image that launched a thousand Cadillacs.

The image that launched a thousand Cadillacs.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 4th July 2022, 09:38
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
36 Tyres (tires) of all cars always squeal...

36 Tyres (tires) of all cars always squeal when going round corners, no matter how slowly.
37 The posse chasing the suspect on horseback will always pass the same clump of trees at...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 29th June 2022, 23:16
Replies: 1,477
Views: 396,932
Posted By Dartskipper
The most excitement on Princess Pier since the...

The most excitement on Princess Pier since the fire in "The Islander" bar in 1974, and the Western Lady nearly sinking at her moorings in 1973 and being pumped out by the Fire Brigade.
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 21st June 2022, 23:22
Replies: 451
Views: 81,537
Posted By Dartskipper
The Daily Mirror cartoon "The Perishers" had...

The Daily Mirror cartoon "The Perishers" had short series about this very topic many years ago. The children were discussing what made the World work, and some had concluded that because it was very...
Forum: The Pig & Whistle 20th June 2022, 22:52
Replies: 451
Views: 81,537
Posted By Dartskipper
My dear departed gran used to love crosswords....

My dear departed gran used to love crosswords. She would solve a clue, and if it didn't fit the grid, she would just add some more squares, or fill in some if her answer was a few letters short....
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