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Originally Posted by billyboy
I just had a look at your Map thingy Tom. we are headed towards a Submarine exercise area.
Possibilities for a wee bit of fun there methinks.
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Oh! Yes!! Our speciality --- with our refined hull form, non cavitational props, sound dampening devices, sonar cloaking device, etc., non of them will ever know that we are there until ----- we pour malt vinegar and half a pound of salt down the Brit sub's snorkel -- for the fish and chips. Oil the hinges on the Polish subs screen door so they won't know whether it's open or shut. Tie a red ribbon around the Russian's conning tower. Send two cartons of Fortune cookies down the Chinese sub's escape hatch. And, last, but not least, paste a picture of President Trump over the U.S. periscope so they won't know where the heck they're going.
