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Originally Posted by Farmer John
Bit of a sheet, some felt tip pens and we will make you up a tartan toga, the Badger handbag can be simulated by some talcum powder strategically applied to what nature gave you, you will be FINE. Fine figure of a man such as yourself.
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AND -- if push comes to shove we have an excellent selection of tartan paints in the fo'c'stle head. Which Clan would Tmac prefer d'ye think?? We can just roll on whatever he thinks historically accurate.
As for the handbag in front, I have a glass lined stainless steel 1 litre bottle covered in mink --- it's filled with Black Bush -- that should do the trick.
