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Originally Posted by billyboy
blow jobs on Octopi not supposed to happen aboard here.
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That reminds me of the man that took an octopus into a bar and bet the crowd his octopus could play any instrument in the world, which it did, until bagpipes were produced. The octopus wrestled with them but no sound was produced. The crowd demanded their money, but the owner of the octopus stood firm, and said as soon as my octopus gets its pyjamas off, they're going to make love. (Returning to my cabin)