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Originally Posted by Varley
Damn me. I wondered why my watch smelt of mouse shit after dining in Summer mode. I thought the backless waistcoat (Winter mode) was by design but perhaps the little buggers have eaten it. I'd better check the Albert for gnaw before I go to the rummy-do-dah.
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you are very lucky it was only mouse shit, we must have a stowaway on board as Squeek is a
RAT and his dropping are lethal I can assure you. Burn through steel plate they can so your timepiece would have no chance.

As for your Albert, last report from Sister Eleff was that it was in a rather tatty condition, covered in wrinkles and rust stains (?) on the shaft.
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