8th June 2018, 17:23
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Location: UK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Alexander
"An' now, Ladies & Gentlemen, we come to the botanical gardens. 'ere we 'ave a wonderful specimen of the tea tree. Now the tea tree is used for piles for piers, an' when I say piles for piers, I mean supports for jetties, an' not those 'orrible 'emorrhoids protruding from the 'airy 'rsoles of the aristocracy!"  |
An old one, but never so poetically described in my experience. Brings tears to my eyes.
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