Mr. McCloggie -- Would you please arrange for some cutouts to add some "wings" to the top of the funnel and paint it in Carnival colours. I've convinced their head office that their ship the Carnival Dreamer is docking at their terminal in St. Pete's tomorrow morning. (Just in case Tmac objects to any disturbance of his funnel suite, please place a peace offering of a 40 gallon drum of Black Bush beside his tinted double sliding glass doors.)
Think I'll turn in with a bottle of Four Bells.
