Try lighting it anyway. Dr. Diesel advised that his engines would burn anything, even old shoes if introduced into the combustion chamber in small enough pieces.
Not that we want to bandy that about or a charterer or two will be bunkering us from Dr. Scholes.
Is anyone else feeling it's a bit stuffy in the smokeroom, I hope this lot will stand their round and not expect us go on deck for a smoke. Has anyone though of bringing across the figurehead of GD1 before some gallery fanatic sells it off to pay for photographs.
__________________
David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
|