Are pets, other than Pat's chooks and the sheep in Red's care in the garden of course, allowed on board the GD? If so, I would like to bring my latest pet on board as "ship's dragon" for the enjoyment of all.
He/she/it only eats the odd chook and/or sheep occasionally. As an added advantage he/she/it would be quite prepared to replace the naked lady on the bow so that we would be in full compliance with the latest Discrimination and Harassment laws.
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