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Originally Posted by McCloggie
A stowaway - on board now?
Can somebody tell me where we are and where we are heading please? We are in Havana, and at present haven't the slightest idea as to where we are headed, when, or if at all!
I have just woken up thanks to the Tannoy broadcast. So, first things first is our stowaway a useful addition to the crew? if he can provide cold beer and champagne then that I would say yes! McC
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The stowaway is a certain Mr. Page, but he has gone into hiding, seemingly unwilling to ante up the necessary libations for full acceptance by the crew. Mr. McCloggie, perhaps you could organise a search party to check places like the chain locker, all the unused double bottom and deep tanks, all the lifeboats, the tonnage hatch, and the bonded store. If and when found, he should submit to 20 lashes with a wet noodle.