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Decca overlays are rarely flecked with sputum, phlegm and tobacco jus whilst our original charts contain more organic matter than a ham sandwich and enough DNA to confuse Scotland Yard.
And speaking of Scotland Yard what lassie on our crew has more fingerprints on her bum than there is in SY?
And speaking of WD 40, there's none because FJ and BB are spraying it into p paper bag and sniffing the di electrics until their hearts content. Hence my efforts to stop the Monte Christo's until the WD has evaporated.
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