Rabbit and a Bear were talking one day in the woods. "Tell me" says the Bear "does shit stick to your fur?".."no" said the Rabbit at which point the Bear grabbed the Rabbit and wiped his arse with it.
Sorry I digress, there is no WD 40 on board apart from the injuneers
personal supply, you lot can make do with Vaseline and like it so there
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
