Awwwwww geese, just look at the state of ma bonnie wee funnel suite.........och I don't know you go ashore for five minutes and when you get back chassis and disaster prevail.. who is respsoni.....respison....repsioeni.... wot did this?
Vandals !!! reprobates !!! saboteurs !!! ... I am shocked, stunned and not a little amazed that somebody,
anybody would have the nerve to desecrate my humble abode
I shall retire to my injun room to contemplate my revenge however I trust the Bosun will have his plasticos up top repainting and refurbishing said accommodation toot sweet. Otherwise retribution shall be swiftly forthcoming in the shape of no a/c, no heads, no hot water and no electric current.
also the bar will be closed until the miscreant is brought forth and hung from the cross trees by his dangly bits
