[Farmer John]

I feel the blue seas calling, I fancy a little recreational swimming, I am going to take the motor lifeboat (old style) for a perambulatory pic-nic somewhere pleasant, who cares to join me? I am packing ship's biscuit and some very tasty water so it should be good. The old dipping lug sail has one patch the size and colour of a peachy ladies bloomers, so all the good old jokes can be wheeled out. I think a break away from the fleshpots of the port would do us all good.