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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander
A bloke from Manchester took a trip to Paris. He needed to pee so he went into one of those circular metal street urinal shelters. He found himself standing next to a Frenchman and at the same time saw a fly on the wall. In order to impress the Frenchman he pointed to the fly and said "Ah! Le mouche" The Frenchman shook his head and said "Non, c'est la mouche --- it is feminine!" The bloke from Manchester looked very closely at the fly and said "Boy - You've got good eyesight!"  |
Damn me, you're right. 'La joke Francaise' it is.
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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