It wasn't us in Harland and Bluff wot made them midget steam injuns, we built full size 'lectric ones that hummmed along without any puffing or weezing from various orifi .... we did try a windy up version but the key was too big and kept falling out.
Your "friendly" (stop sniggering at the back) Chief Injuneer has designed manufactured and installed a mag-lev system to the injun and rolling stock gravy boats so service in the dining room trough will be available in all weather conditions. A Black Bush branch line has also been installed for the
private use of the injuneers.... you have been warned
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Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots