An old joke. Well known and honest pawnbroker before the magistrate complaining that he had been rooked over a deal involving two cocks for the table.
His worship: "Well Mr. Smith you can't expect to have three of everything"
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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