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Originally Posted by Tmac1720
When I eventually make it to the big shipyard in the sky I will be attired in my greasiest oil stained and tattered boiler suit. The diverse mixture of carbon based residue should ensure a good blaze and trouble free ignition.
As for the final music as I depart to the nether regions what better than "Blaze Away" ?
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Reminds of the occasion of the funeral of my last surviving Aunt. When I arrived at the Crematorium, I was surprised and a little puzzled to see a Fire Appliance in the car park. Perhaps there ought to be one arranged to attend for our Chief. Who knows how violent the conflagration would be when his boiler suit reaches the temperature of combustion?