Amateur restoration
Little Elphie earlier this year:
Owner's small nephew "Did the little people do that to Jonathan's car".
Adult aside after indulgent laughter "No, but we might need their help to put her back together!"
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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