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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander
Tmac, we are now clear of the harbour, but we do humbly request Warp Drive so we can make our dry dock date in Sydney.  |
While the bribe of a suitable libation is always welcome the Warp Drive is at your disposal, you only had to ask.
I know it is the season of good will to all men (and plastico's) but would the smart arse who placed the fat bearded twat together with his assorted menagerie atop my funnel suite kindly remove same before it is inserted into the culprits orifice.
Injuneers don't "DO" Christmas, suffice to say the decorated Xmas tree duct taped to the bridge front should be sufficient celebrations, crew for the enjoyment off
However not being entirely bereft of the seasonal cheer there will be a crew party, free bar and nibbles (that is NOT the ship's cat) for all in my funnel suite. It's the least I could do, and I mean the LEAST in the biblical sense
Merry Christmas and a Happy and Peaceful New Year to you all.
