While you lot have been stuffing your faces with Mince Pies and other seasonal delights Squeek Eric and I have installed under a cloak of secrecy our new 'nantomic injuns which will produce enhanced stealth capability. Because of this each crew member will require an elctro...eletric.... eletcro.... one of those tracker thingumaies to be inserted into their person. The location is your preference but I would suggest the stern orifice would be less painful and possibly rather enjoyable !!!! they do vibrate at a satisfying frequency specially recommended by Varley.
I'm off to the New Year party in my funnel suite if I can find the bloody thing as I've lost my tracker. I farted and it flew over the rail
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots