Only faulty ones vibrate. Don't fret however as I have ordered a job lot of seconds so should be able to find a jockey for every horse. You will have to do without me to measure you up, though, one can never quite be sure there doesn't remain a hint of brown on the nose after furkling in those nether regions and that is not a flavour I intend to introduce to the dining table.
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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