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The moonphone was invented so that you could get hold of the office and/or agent and/or wife without me having to get out of my pit to do the difficults with Portishead. I have put a tin by the extension in your cabin, just put-in what you owe (especially calling the wife!! - the office has your number). Gold Francs only, please. Exact change.
(And don't call me until two bells in the Ulster fry - or big breakfast as it has evolved here).
Will you not put anything in the dry store ending with -mite! Especially by the 45 gallon drumful. We'll have every treasonous Hibernian from here to E-S competing at Nelsonian column demolition. Not to mention that anything black and meaty seems to put more than a spring in Tmac's step.
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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