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Originally Posted by billyboy
I love my ship and my crew. She handles well, looks well and goes exceedingly well thanks to the secret equipment invented and installed by Tmac.
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Regarding the secret equipment, our sniffometer has picked up a sonar operators phart at a depth indicating a submarine at 600 fathoms. Analysis has deduced he had a bacon and egg sarnie 2 hours ago. British craft still searching for Malaysian Air Flight 370. (I still believe in the wrong place).
Advanced GPS system has picked up a bus load of local nurses heading our way -- probably in response to my invitation to a dance on the pool deck this evening.
Farmer John -- the usual colour lights, bar arrangements and the recorded hologram of the Palm Court Orchestra. Nothing common about us lot.
