There you are, girls. Welcome aboard the Golden Dreamer II. A fine looking ship with much more than the comforts of home. (Just as a note of caution, if Tmac, our chief engineer invites you into his funnel suite do not kick the gold cuspidor beside his velvet recliner - he won the artifact in a bar room bet many years ago -- something to do with size and rigidity, I believe -- it's his pride and joy.) Nostalgia is everything.
Let me show you all up to the pool deck where you can get the refreshment of your choice. What's that, Matron? --- yes we do have a fine assortment of Havana cigars help yourself from the humidor on the bar.
