Alas my days of partaking of curry are now a dim and distant memory due to deterioration of the pipework to the sludge tank. Nobody ever told me that Coasties famed Anchovy curry had a lethal side effect in that is was twice as hot on the way out as it was on the way in. I understand a Mr Jonathan Cash wrote a ballad about it called "ring of fire" Such was the devastating effect on my stern gland it required cooling in an ice bucket which I conveniently found on the crew bar counter.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
