I went to value a house, I was the tape holder and scribe.
"Main room, 12' 6""
Elderly owner "Doctors saved my life"
"Really? 10' 3""
"Yes saved my life"
This went on through the whole house until just before we left
"Doctors saved my life, cut my ballocks off, I was shagging myself to death!"
Silence, then "We will send you a valuation".
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