That joke is older than I am …
(Still good though.)
If we're resurrecting old music hall jokes:
I say I say I say, my dog hasn't got a nose.
How does it smell ?
Bloody awful.
…
There's a man outside selling clocks.
Tell him I haven't got time for him.
….
Doctor Doctor I think I've got an inferiority complex.
I can't think why you insignificant little moron.
…
Knock knock.
Who's there ?
Doctor.
Doctor who ?
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
…
And finally one from the late great Tommy Cooper.
I went to see a show at the London Palladium but they told me all the seats were taken, and I couldn't go in.
I said:
"I bet you'd have seat for Prince Charles if he was coming."
"Well yes," they replied.
"Of course we would."
"Well he's not coming, so I'll take his."