Hard to bate champ with Abernethy Butter and if starving a pork chop on top.
The Hon David has a challenging palate ruined by snails, slugs and other unmentionables slathered in garlic and sour kraut. WTF are these arty chokes he is always demanding? The poor cook is driven demented and is now reciting The Life of Brian backwards to entertain himself and terrorise the galley boy.
As Willie Drennan says, "Champ, champ, gie us mer champ; it's your only man when it's kauld and damp".
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