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Originally Posted by Varley
I haven't before thought of calibrating change in hat size with change in blood pressure or weight. What sort of range is considered normal?
It would make a very handy monitoring system. Rushing off to be checked out as soon one's favourite hat became too tight.
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A friend of mine started to lose his hair and decided it was time to buy a Cap, went into the shop, assistant asked what size he wanted. The only size he could think of was the size when he was a schoolboy 6 7/8.
To small, have you got the next size up? yes the assistant said and brought him a size 7.
To small, have you got the next size up? yes the assistant said and brought him a size 7 1/8.
To small, have you got the next size up?
Only the box they came in Sir, said the assistant.