Slow steaming ????? feck sake I was told we were finished with injuns days ago and have been adrift waiting for orders.
Typical nobody tells the bloody injuneers anything but when they want something done or fixed it's " coee Mr Injuneer do you know there is a leak in my cabin? "
Never mind son, you hum it and I'll sing it, in Welsh as well bach.
That's how talented your injuneers is on this boat.
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