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Thank heavens they didn't pickle him in whisk(e)y. There'd have been nothing left of him to process to St Paul's and the coffinmakers would have had trouble keeping it glued and varnished had they simply sieved the barrel into the casket.
(By the by. Tawny not vintage. Prefer the style. And the price).
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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