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Originally Posted by Chadburn
A friend of mine started to lose his hair and decided it was time to buy a Cap, went into the shop, assistant asked what size he wanted. The only size he could think of was the size when he was a schoolboy 6 7/8.
To small, have you got the next size up? yes the assistant said and brought him a size 7.
To small, have you got the next size up? yes the assistant said and brought him a size 7 1/8.
To small, have you got the next size up?
Only the box they came in Sir, said the assistant.
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Man decided to buy his wife a present, a bra.
Went into the shop and was asked what size.
After a bit of thought he said 14-1/4.
That's a rather strange size sir, hows to you come by it.
Well said the man, taking off his bowler, this is a 7-1/8 and it fits over one nicely.