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Originally Posted by Dartskipper
There was an accident on the M1 today that stopped traffic for several hours. A road tanker loaded with molasses collided with another road tanker carrying a full load of treacle. There was only one fatality as one of the drivers came to a sticky end.
(Apologies again are due to the Two Ronnies.)
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Another molasses joke....
The mole family went for a walk.
First came baby mole, then mummy , then daddy mole.
Baby mole says " Mummy ! Mummy ! I can smell sugar ! "
Mummy moles doesn't answer .
Baby mole gets rather exited " Mummy ! Mummy ! I can smell sugar ! "he shouts.
Mummy mole says " That's not sugar, sweetie ! That's honey ! "
Daddy Mole says rather grumpily " All I can smell round here is mole a***s !"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtxbM7-jAD0