AHEM !!!! I am sorry to disillusion you ES my lad but I think you will find it's MY injun room and the only big hairy arsed injuneer is MOI !!!! admittedly Squeek and Eric have also furry arses but they are devoid of hair last time they reported for a short arm inspection.
As for you own Derry Air, personally I prefer the song to observing your nether regions except when a well aimed boot is required to get you started on watch.
However that said you will have to take over as Chief for a few days while I am ashore for a few days undergoing some minor repairs. Contrary to popular rumour it is NOT major surgery to open my wallet. The white fivers are still intact however the IOU from Mr Varley has suddenly disappeared only to be replaced by a Manx 50p note
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