The Queen bought Prince Philip a Fox Fur hat for the cold weather.
A couple of months later he said to the Queen: "Here Liz, I've been invited to a shoot for the weekend near Barnsley."
The Queen replied: "Wear the fox hat phil."
Phil answered: "Near Bolton I think."
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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