Happy Birthday ES and welcome to the old farts club. As a token of this special day you may purchase me a pint of Black Bush and a packet of Tayto cheese and onion.
I don't buy presents so by way of celebration you can have an hour off knob cleaning
By the way you kept that news very quiet so I suppose you have scoffed all the cake
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
