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Mr Varley, young sir it is apparent that you underestimate the ability of the black gang or pig iron polishers as you colloquially refer to us highly trained and competent band of piston lickers.
WE determine just how far this fine vessel goes and the rate of knots allowed to the deckie type persons who merely point the sharp end in the general direction of land. All we ask is that they avoid bumping into things like icebergs, islands, other ships or reefs of Tennants cans.
Any further denegration of the injun wallahs will see my deputy ES play a percussion solo on your kneecaps. Now forgive me if I retire back to my kip, it's been a long and frustrating night as the pages of my anatomical publications appear to be stuck together with some sort of fish glue.
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Oul scabby knuckles 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots 
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